![]() ![]() ![]() Being a bastard and not allowing the Trix Rabbit to eat Trix. Cons: It tastes like Trix, nothing special about it. It’s a limited edition, so it will be gone soon. Item: Limited Edition Trix Swirls Cereal Price: $3.14 Size: 10.7 ounces Purchased at: Target Rating: 6 out of 10 Pros: If you like Trix, it tastes like Trix. (Nutrition Facts – 1 cup with 1/2 cup skim milk – 160 calories, 1 grams of fat, 0 grams of saturated fat, 0 grams of trans fat, 0.5 grams of polyunsaturated fat, 0.5 grams of monounsaturated fat, less than 5 milligrams of cholesterol, 250 milligrams of sodium, 240 milligrams of potassium, 34 grams of carbohydrates, 18 grams of sugar, 5 grams of protein and a bunch of vitamins and minerals.) If I wanted a cereal that tastes like Trix, I’d buy Fruity Pebbles and share it with the Trix Rabbit too. If I wanted a cereal that tastes like Trix, I would’ve bought a box of regular Trix. Just making swirled cereal pieces that don’t look like they have swirls is just lame. The delicious flavors once offered sweet, addicting treats that surely live on in the hearts and minds of all those who ate them way back when. I’m pretty sure the Trix fanboys are saying, “Well, duh! Of course, it’s supposed to taste like Trix because it’s Trix!”īut being “Limited Edition” means there should be something special about it, like adding marshmallows or freeze-dried fruit. Trix yogurt remains an impressive collaborative effort in the junk food industry canon. ![]() We’d eat those bowls and then wonder what the hell is so special about the combined flavors - Berry Berry Blue, Rasporangey Orange and Lemony Green - because the cereal smells and tastes just like regular Trix. I’d pour us a couple of bowls, pull out some spoon and then curse all those kids who wouldn’t give him Trix over the years. If the Trix Rabbit was in front of me right now, I would share my box of the Limited Edition Trix Swirls Cereal with him. What kind of sick bastard would deny the Trix Rabbit the cereal he’s named after? That’s like not giving a dog their bone or Kim Kardashian not wearing a tight outfit to deny the paparazzi from taking photos of her huge ass. I bet you Trixxies use the phrase “silly rabbit” in normal conversation whenever you can and also think the rabbit shouldn’t get to eat Trix. Sticking balls in your mouth? No wonder they called it Trix. I know what you Trix fanboys are thinking, “Fruity Pebbles doesn’t even match the fruitiness of Trix and no one would’ve bought it if it weren’t tied in with the Flintstones cartoon.” Pfff…Whatever, at least with Fruity Pebbles I don’t have to eat balls of cereal. If that doesn’t make Trix fanboys scream like little girls at a Jonas Brothers concert, they’re not a true Trix fanboy.Īs for myself, I don’t consider myself a Trix fanboy, I prefer Fruity Pebbles. The general outlook was not that good, making it look artificial compared to the newer versions released in 2021. Trix yogurt was healthy, giving no significant reason to be suspended. The reasons that led to the Trix yogurt discontinuation are unclear. Oh man, Trix fanboys must be creaming in their pants after seeing the Limited Edition Trix Swirls Cereal. Back in 2016, Trix yogurt was discontinued. ![]()
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